took her to church

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.

I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.

by mrwinter March 22, 2007

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Took it in the ass

Past tense for Taking it in the Ass.

1) To express former disapointment
2) Slang expression for an unfortuante/unfair event.

Also see: Take it in the ass

1) Todd took it in the ass on that one.
2) When he invested in Worlcom stock, he really took it in the ass on that one.

by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

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tookie

Stanley "Tookie" Williams, the founder of the crips gang.

Damn, Tookie's on death row for killin' all them Bloodz.

by White Out April 12, 2004

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toka

oyyyy, shame shame on you! your gonna get in trouble!

Oy............ toka! You're ganna get it!

by Chaud May 1, 2005

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stanley "tookie" williams

The co-founder of the crips.

"Tookie is the founder of the crips cuz"

by YoungG253 July 1, 2005

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Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

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