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Get the Toking up mug.Office Manager: oh boy, I will be in the bathroom Toozing. those tacos are not sitting well!
Sales Rep: I know what you mean! I have had the runs all morning long. I think the media girl spiked the coffee this morning.
Sales Rep: I know what you mean! I have had the runs all morning long. I think the media girl spiked the coffee this morning.
by office guy July 27, 2010
Get the Toozing mug.The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."
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Get the toking up mug.Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.
by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009
Get the tooting powder mug.The act of toming is when you get into bed next to your partner and your feeling in the mood but they are asleep. Then you proceed to have intercourse with your sleeping partner and finish on her. Then Later when she wakes up and find she is covered in cum and starts to rant at you your responds is 'you didn't complain last time'
Zack:Hey man what you do last night
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming
Tom: urm had sex with the girlfriend when she was asleep and finished on her
Zack: what didn't she wake up !
Tom: yeah after then complained at me she was to pleased when I said she dodmt complain last time
Zack: that's going to be a thing I'm calling it toming
by Screte January 18, 2015
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