Definitions by Mortt

Scuz monkey 

When hair in your drain is clumped together with semen that has gone down the drain as well.

John pulled the scuz monkey out of his drain this afternoon

Scuz monkey by Mortt June 26, 2017

Toking up 

Smoking weed, usually a rolled marijuana cigarette or cigar indicated by the use of "toking"

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Toking up, man.

Toking up by Mortt September 30, 2016