Get yourself together

Phrase used when someone looks kinda stupid or confused by something.

Ryan: Damn bro, i didn’t kno she was like that.

Marcus: told ya man, but that’s nothing, that happens... so, get yourself together and let’s go, we have something to do.

by DauglyLighskin March 10, 2021

Bird of a Feather Flock Together

Bird of a Feather Flock Together is a term used when describing a Group of people who always hang together, and or associate with one another. Even when they all may not share the same common interests, outside in public view they're all just viewed the same (a Feather on a Bird's back) just by Guilt of association.

"You know the old saying, you hang around 10 Fake individuals you're likely to be the 11th one. Bird of a Feather Flock Together. You're not just an associate of them, you're one of these fake individuals as well ."

by Chris Prince October 24, 2015

Tijuana toothpaste

A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm

"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
-or-
"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."

by Pepper May 13, 2005

Toothless Event

An event where it's a bunch of senior citizen or old people. They all lack teeth which makes them toothless. The activities done at the events are usually boring.

Guy 1: Dude, are you going to Harry's Grandpa's party?

Guy 2: Nah man, I heard its going to be a toothless event...bunch of old people talking about their hip replacement

by MochaMarguerita March 6, 2011

What Colour Is Your Toothbrush

The best way to start a conversation with a complete stranger if you feel awkward

"What Colour is your Toothbrush?" asked James "Mine's Red"

by Iainnnnnn November 30, 2019

Sabre Tooth

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.

OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth

by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006

Toothy

1) Someone with horrible/big teeth.

2) Someone who can't sing

3) Someone who has random creepy stares when the music pauses.

4) Someone who may be mentally retarded.

"Oh my goodness, did you see her teeth? Nichole337 is such a Toothy."

by Toothy Fan August 19, 2009