Toledo Mud Flap 

A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.

David has given the Toledo Mud Flap to a fat girl this week.

Toledo Mud Flap by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009

Tone City

Nickname for the city of San Antonio.

"I'm from Tone City."

Tone City by derek210 June 27, 2007

tone whore 

A bogan who decides that the best time to change their mobile phone ringtone is on public transport, not realising they are annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

"I wish that tone whore would stop playing with his fucking ringtones, it's giving me a headache."

tone whore by Andy Skye September 11, 2005

tonday 

(tun-day) noun; state of greif; monday plus tuesday; when the Bombers have two practices within a 13 hour time span; the sun sets during monday practice and rises at the end of tuesday morning practice, therefore mentally turning two days into one.

ugh! It's tonday again...only __ tondays left till spring trip.

tonday by Bomber Softball February 18, 2008

Dial Tone 

A complete wet blanket type of person. One who resembles a debbie downer, a square and at certain points is a pretentious douche!

That bitch Christina has been a fucken DIAL TONE this entire event!

Dial Tone by eas.eas.eas August 11, 2012

pigeon toed 

1. Description of any person whose feet naturally rotate at the ankles towards each other such that the toes on each foot are angled towards each other in a state of rest. 2. What eventually happens to the feet of all members of a marching band.

1. My brother is pigeon toed. Not sure why he is because it's not hereditary. 2. The school band has two hundred members and their all pigeon toed. Yea, I think it's a membership requirement.

pigeon toed by Roland819 December 7, 2006

tanedo

an asian superhero who tends to pick up chicks on various church related outtings

"hey, look at that tanedo. he's picking up another chick."

tanedo by brbloljk July 26, 2006