A morbidly obease person, usually female, they struggle to perform routine activities of normal people. You wont be able to fit down an walk way or shopping aisle if a land walrus is already in it.
Mike: Hey Joe did you see that land walrus?
Joe: What do you think I am... blind? I had to go wait untill she hoofed it to the end of the aisle before I could grab something off the shelf.
Joe: What do you think I am... blind? I had to go wait untill she hoofed it to the end of the aisle before I could grab something off the shelf.
by lancer95 September 27, 2013
during intercourse, the reciever of the penis is laid on their stomach at the end of a bed with arms extened towards the floor and breasts lifted from the bed, the reciever begins to clap their hands and purrrrr like an old old walrus in its final moments upon a rock.
"yo last night this bitch i had up in my crib woke up the neighbors cause we was on that dying walrus tip"
"yeah honey, just gota add the clapping and thats the dying walrus"
" gimme that dying walrus yeahhhhh"
"yeah honey, just gota add the clapping and thats the dying walrus"
" gimme that dying walrus yeahhhhh"
by Rotanansson March 20, 2010
A sexual act involving a person preforming oral sex on a male. After the male achieves climax from the oral stimulation, he then punches the giver in the stomach in order to force seman up through and out of the nose creating the distinct tusks of the fuzzy walrus.
by Viking Of The West Coast October 22, 2007
A girl is giving a blow job and when the man cums in her mouth she is punched in the stomach. this will cause her to drool and the cum will look like walrus tusks
by Alicia A. January 30, 2008
The sort of high, disoriented, giddy feeling one experiences while listening to "I am the Walrus" by The Beatles in it's full length
John- Hey Paul
Paul- *Laughing* Hello
John- Wat's with you, man???
Paul- I don't know, man, I was just listening to some music and now I can't stop laughing
John- Oh god, you're Tripping on Walrus, my friend
Paul- *Laughing* Hello
John- Wat's with you, man???
Paul- I don't know, man, I was just listening to some music and now I can't stop laughing
John- Oh god, you're Tripping on Walrus, my friend
by Scrawny Little Emo Boy August 19, 2007
When you cum into a girl's mouth, and while it's still in her mouth you tickle her, causing the cum to squirt out of her nose
by Lorenzoistheshit December 04, 2008
when a girl is giving a guy head and right as he cums he punches her in the stomach so the cum comes out of her nose in two streaks looking like walrus tusks
"Dude, I gave her a foaming walrus and little Bobby took a picture and put it all over the internet"
by SlimJimmy March 08, 2004