trees

Something to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of children.
Often used by staff members at summer camps.

Joyce: "Sasha, you swear as much as you say 'trees'"
Sasha: "Oh shit."
Joyce: "No, TREES."
Madi: "You don't even say trees that much..."

by Reilovesyou January 06, 2008

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek July 22, 2008

tree skin

A piece of paper

"I need tree skin for Mrs. Cooks test."

by legnaoiluj May 26, 2014

the emo tree

A tree at Centennial High School where the emo kids enjoy standing under during the school day and between classes. Under it features a strong lineup of your favorite emos, goths, and metal heads. On occasion they like to listen to death metal out of a speaker in one of their backpacks. During the winter, when the tree is blocked off by the large snowbank, they stand next to it. Once a rival school tried to cut down the emo tree, but the emo guardians came and defended the tree.

"Dude did you see the pack around the emo tree today?"

"Yeah I bet they were doing a sacrifice"

by WhatsAPseudonym March 27, 2014

Blow Trees

to smoke weed, bud, grass, cheeba... you know MARIJUANA

"excuse me lil' homie, i know you don't know me, but my name is wendy, and i likes to blow trees"

by brittttles May 25, 2008

tree hockey

Basketball

Dem brtuhas be playin some mighty fine tree hockey!

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

miss tree

Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.

Person 1.I finally found my Miss Tree, I hope I don't behave like an idiot and lose her.

by October 21, 2020