The awesome teacher that is just oozing pure awesomeness and radiating super human knowledge about everything in the world.
by The Arrow October 5, 2011
Get the Keith Opstadmug. Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration.
After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.
After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.
by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006
Get the Toby Keithmug. 
guy who was awesome. played for the mets and led the best mets team ever to a world series win in 1986. he has a sweet 'stache.
by mets fan May 11, 2006
Get the keith hernandezmug. The act of taking a nap at or after midnight. The napper will generally intend to wake up at some point to continue hanging out with the 'burning the midnight oil' friends, but the subject will usually fail and sleep until far later in the day.
by ScootrNova September 12, 2009
Get the keith napmug. 1/4 of Buzzfeed's TryGuys. He loves fried chicken, but is willing to give it up for his lovely fiancée Becky. He's both the friendliest and tallest Try Guy. Can't handle spicy food and is the friendliest monster at Knott's Scary Farm. Actually male!Sailor Jupiter. All friend groups need a friend like Keith.
Person #1: Whoa that guy has a huge mouth and is eating a ton of fried chicken!
Person #2: Yeah he's a real Keith Habersberger.
Person #2: Yeah he's a real Keith Habersberger.
by laurathestara July 6, 2017
Get the keith habersbergermug. by yo_daddy March 23, 2005
Get the toby keithmug.