Opstad

Opstad is far, and I mean FAR ahead of all civilization on planet Earth. Measuring how far ahead they are is impossible, but IF we were to measure it, the answer would be in the millions. Unlimited electric power, traveling at lightspeed, time traveling and reality warping are only a fraction of their arsenal of futuristic technology. The GDP per capita in Opstad is located around 2 hyperlatrix ({10, 10 (1) 10, 10} & 10) dollars, that means that Opstad has total GDP of 297 hyperlatrix dollars.

Person 1: Yo, have you ever been to Opstad?
Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool there.

by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 22, 2022

Keith Opstad

The awesome teacher that is just oozing pure awesomeness and radiating super human knowledge about everything in the world.

Hey Susie who is your art teacher?
Oh it is a Keith Opstad!

by The Arrow October 5, 2011

Olstad

A hairy german boy who loves to eat houses and their pets. Beware of the Olstads.

Oh My! Did you hear about Helga's child? He's an OLSTAD!
or
Did you hear about that wooly mammoth named Olstad? BEWARE OF THE YETTI!

by alex&hannah&emily February 17, 2007

optadopt

When one adopts a child, then soon discovers that the adopted child is an inconcievably assenine douchebag, then returns the demon child to whence he or she came.

"Hey, Steve! How's the new son doing?"
"Eh, not so great, Carl. He stabbed my dog and set fire to my wife's hair."
"So what are you guys going to do?"
"Well, the general consensus is to optadopt the little fucker."
"Good form."

by Notanairplane023 December 29, 2009

opstagler

A man either dating or married to a woman that is way too hot for him and you can not figure out why.

How did Lyle Lovett ever get Julia Roberts? I don't know, but he is the ultimate opstagler.

by The_D0ct0r June 1, 2011

ostad

It's an Iranian slang to describe or crawl someone in exchange for doing a job or task. Also, this slang is very common among the Software Community.

+ Ostad, Please call the API!
- OK!

by dir_omadi_nakhah_zod_boro August 14, 2018

opstar

One who is so full of himself that he can't get his own head out of his anus.

Opstar would suck his own weiner if he was flexible enough.

by Kens #2 fan February 19, 2004