Opstad

Opstad is far, and I mean FAR ahead of all civilization on planet Earth. Measuring how far ahead they are is impossible, but IF we were to measure it, the answer would be in the millions. Unlimited electric power, traveling at lightspeed, time traveling and reality warping are only a fraction of their arsenal of futuristic technology. The GDP per capita in Opstad is located around 2 hyperlatrix ({10, 10 (1) 10, 10} & 10) dollars, that means that Opstad has total GDP of 297 hyperlatrix dollars.

Person 1: Yo, have you ever been to Opstad?
Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool there.

Opstad by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 22, 2022

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Keith Opstad

The awesome teacher that is just oozing pure awesomeness and radiating super human knowledge about everything in the world.

Hey Susie who is your art teacher?
Oh it is a Keith Opstad!

Keith Opstad by The Arrow October 5, 2011

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Olstad

A hairy german boy who loves to eat houses and their pets. Beware of the Olstads.

Oh My! Did you hear about Helga's child? He's an OLSTAD!
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Did you hear about that wooly mammoth named Olstad? BEWARE OF THE YETTI!

Olstad by alex&hannah&emily February 17, 2007

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optadopt

When one adopts a child, then soon discovers that the adopted child is an inconcievably assenine douchebag, then returns the demon child to whence he or she came.

"Hey, Steve! How's the new son doing?"
"Eh, not so great, Carl. He stabbed my dog and set fire to my wife's hair."
"So what are you guys going to do?"
"Well, the general consensus is to optadopt the little fucker."
"Good form."

optadopt by Notanairplane023 December 29, 2009