My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!
Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Person 1: Dude, she snapped me and I had no clue what she was talking about because I forgot what I said
Person 2: Oh you got that Snap Term Memory Loss
Person 2: Oh you got that Snap Term Memory Loss
by Jiminy Biply Bobert September 05, 2019
Where a male or animal puts rubber bands around his gentile area and turns purple so he can gain infinite cum
by JoelEmbidCarry May 24, 2022
When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.
Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.
by Colt 40 Feinberg April 01, 2021
(business psychology) Psychological trick/practice used in video-games, where players obtain items, but are later threatened to lose those items if they do not pay. This practice gave birth to more subtle battlepasses.
Yep, that game just took that seasonal premium item from me...dirty loss aversion tactic, I'm uninstalling this crap.
by ONG3N April 19, 2022
by Greg "Gmoney" Gonzalez May 07, 2025
The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.
"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."
by splooger6000 June 17, 2025