I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

bitch think

Ideas, concepts, policies and other expressions that are non-sensical and often contradictory and/or absurd that are formulated by women; often in an effort provide some sort of advantage either material, sociological, legal or personal. Especially if blatently selfish or hypocritical in nature.

Man1: my ex girlfriend just called me a told me that even though she cheated on and broke up with me that I should still pay her bills every month because it is my fault we broke up.

Man2: that's ridiculous bitch think. I would cut contact with her.

by SwampFawkes March 20, 2019

Just Think like Atatürk

1. If you are in trouble with some situations and don't know how to handle it All you need is to think with a superhuman talent so then in this position someone can use this sentence
2. Can be used as a motivating

A:Hey mate, everything goes wrong all troubles are following others Maybe I should suicide..
B:Don't be silly There is always a way to get out Just Think like Atatürk

by Sound of peace April 16, 2018

Oh I Don't Think So

A quote used by a bold one whilst facing a robotic general that's shorter than expected. It is used to counter said general's claims that he is doomed.

"Army or not, you must realize... YOU are doomed!!"
"Oh I don't think so"

by hihunter777 January 27, 2019

I Think The Fuck Not

A more expressive way of disagreeing.

Sam: "I still love you. Can we get back together - "
Delilah: "I think the fuck not."

by CandyDeficit April 3, 2017

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

i think im falling for you

I think I'm falling for you. You are always on my mind and I can't shake the idea of you out of my head... You make me smile every time your name pops up on my phone, you make me laugh by saying the wierdest things, you have a perfect smile, its the best thing ever, you are absolutely perfect to me, you make me fall deeper and deeper everytime you text me, look at me, or just by being you... I am falling for you and I don't know what to do, what if I keep falling, but you don't catch me? Id hit the ground hard, and I would be broken forever... Im falling for you, will you catch me before I land?

person1: I think im falling for you will you catch me?
Person2: I'm right here baby

by I think I'm falling for you May 2, 2018