Thesaurisize

To make a simple word more complex or otherwise sound smarter.

Person 1: The apple tastes good.

Person 2: Mann, you need to thesaurisize that bitch!

by BabyPuncher5000 January 18, 2011

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Theistician

The variety of religious-types who want to push their religions onto others via visits to your home or work; those who call you on the phone, send emails, etc., to try and change your religion to theirs. Or those who want to talk incessantly about their religion to you by calling, emailing, or visiting you without having been invited to do so.

Theisticians can be identified fairly easily. Typically two young men (usually two, sometimes more) nicely dressed in suits and ties - usually on foot - visit your home even though you have a "No Solicitors" sign posted (right by the doorbell, no less). When the sign is brought to their attention, they say, "We're not soliciting, we're not selling anything, we are giving/bringing you the word of God".

by Pink Gurl October 4, 2011

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Thesaurus

A very difficult word to pronounce. Usually ends up 'thathauruth' or a variant of it. However, one can easily overcome this obstacle by pronouncing the word very slowly. See thathafrath.

Alex: Hey, could you hand me the thethaur-... theth-.. the thing next to the dictionary?
John: The thesaurus?
Alex: ... yeah.

by AlexOfSpades November 18, 2014

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themsie

When you send of post a picture of someone else and pretend it's a "selfie" of you.

"Dude, she sent everyone photos in that group saying they were her selfies when it turned out to be another chick."
"So, she posted a themsie?"

by CupcakeEmery May 19, 2014

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Thesaurasize

The act of looking up words within a thesaurus, either online or otherwise, and gently supplanting them with other, more well-meaning words.

Such as, kennel with cage.

"Yo, whatchu up to, mah nigga?"

"Allow me to assist you in your quest of a better word, sir. Let us, thesaurasize. Let us look up a better, politer term in place of the ghetto, negative 'nigga'."

"How about I assist you in rearranging your face?"

"Nigga, it is."

by sparklez mcfarklz August 6, 2014

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