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theresasmassage

When you go to an Asian massage parlor for a "massage" and they try giving you the 4 finger jammer in your fue.
I see you went to Happy Hands and got the Theresasmassage. How was it? Relaxing and did you follow it up with a shampoo with Suave?
by AmberorAngie May 8, 2022
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Theresa

Theresa’s are stunning, smart, and really funny. Once u hurt Theresa or one of her friends she will hold a grudge for some time but eventually forgive u however not forget what u did. Theresa is also very popular and whenever she walks down the hallway someone will always say hi or ask how she is. She has loads of amazing features such as her curves and her gorgeous eyes. Theresa’s usually have long hair and are average in height (very short). Shes a keeper and if u loose her u will regret it. Also she is the best girlfriend u could ever ask for.(But keep in mind she’s sensitive so don’t fuck up shes kill your ass 😊)
don’t be mad at me 🙂 Love you Theresa
by BDB 😉😉 April 4, 2023
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Theres

Kind and pretty and absolutely lovable. If you have a Theres in your life don't let her go.
I love Theres.
Periodt.
by anonymous April 13, 2023
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Theres no basil

by Steveo (Bubble boy) July 14, 2023
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theres always two rats in a bush

Used similiar to how if there's one rotten apple more often than not the rest are rotten.
"A shit I died to two guys hiding in a bush".

Tough luck! Theres always two rats in a bush.
by tworatsinabush August 2, 2023
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THERES ONLY 1 WESAM

yo theres only 1 wesam
by watameln October 4, 2023
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theresy

If "heresy" is an unpopular idea, then da word "theresy" must mean a palatable-to-current-public-opinion belief; one would logically wonder, then, why da grouchy guy in "Green Eggs and Ham" did not want said proffered delicacies located "there" as well as "here", since "there" would conceivably have been a spot where only yummy-'n'-pleasant comestibles would have been permitted, and so he should have been willing to try a taste if "there" was an acceptable place to present them to him.
by QuacksO March 31, 2024
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