Electrothot Therapy

Using a shit ton of strippers to make your gay friend straight

I found out my son was a furry so we resorted to electrothot therapy

by RJ_240 August 26, 2017

group therapy

Group Therapy is the process of finding your zen on the dance floor. It is when you lock eyes with another person and a nod of understanding passes between the two of you, and you both think at the same time, we are sharing this experience together, and that in itself is a beautiful thing. And then you realize that everyone else had come for this exact same reason, to share this small moment together, united by music.

I experienced Group Therapy for the first time last weekend and it transformed my life.

by duncanfromtheoffice August 11, 2019

retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood

I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2010

reality therapy

The cure for unrealistic dreams.

That guy's due for some reality therapy -- sure art school is fun, but what can he do that anyone would pay $7 an hour for?

by Bathsheba October 15, 2008

clocktower therapy

A group of mental health professionals in Springfield, IL that help people with a variety of mental health problems.

I'm felling depressed so I'll go see the professionals at Clocktower Therapy Center in Springfield, IL

by c_t_therapy November 05, 2007

Therapy Fuck

The sex you have in order to emotionally feel better.

He's not boyfriend material, but I needed a good therapy fuck after the rough day I had.

by socal4eva November 10, 2010

cooch-therapy

Designed to be a 'safety' word, to pull out, when a couple are having a stupid fuckin' argument over essentially nothing at all.

In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.

#1 - You're a dickhead, you're never sensitive towards my feelings!

#2 - Cooch-therapy baby....

by the real mirroring cockhead March 18, 2009