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A clever online sprite cartoon about the adventures of the evil Black Mage, the thieving Thief, the sword-obsessed dolt Fighter, and the dice-reliant Red Mage, a team of "light warriors" who aren't really light warriors and don't get along all that well and are shadowed by Black Belt, a martial arts bodyguard and White Mage, a healer and the most sane character of the series by far.
Black Mage: Congratulations, you pointy-eared elven freak. You're at the top of my death list now! You wait until we get to the end of the trail of my blood to make it official.
Fighter: Oh, don't worry Black Mage. I'll do it for ya.
Black Mage: No, touch nothing, these robes are booby-trapped, you'll damn us all.
Fighter: Lacking as I do in writing implements of any kind, I'll edit with my blade!
Black Robe: My list, my precious list. You know I've got a memory like a thingy that lets water drain out of it while keeping back solids of appreciable size. I'll have to raze the Earth to make sure I didn't skip anyone.
Fighter: I'm a helper!
by Zeke December 15, 2004
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tweaner

Someone who is constantly in between being classified as fat or regular sized. One day these people look relatively slender, and the next day they look heavy.
Oprah, Rachel Ray, Brittany Spears(2007)

"Do you see that tweaner at the other side of the bar? I can't tell if she's fat or thin from this angle."
by AlexP September 29, 2007
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Teaneck

Teaneck is known for its "sides." It includes basically a white and black side. The Black side is from Vote T park and so forth to Bergenfield and Englewood. The White side is from there till the rest of teaneck and so forth to Bogota and such. Teaneck includes not only thugs and gang bangers but many Jewish people. Cedarlane is very much populated by Jewish stores and under the influence people surrounding it.
Yo my nigga in teaneck did you see how many jews were on the black side today?
by bitchassnessssssss August 10, 2008
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Dream Theater

The songwriters of Dream Theater are up there with the lyrical talent of Bob Dylan, while their melodies remind you of the catchiness of The Beatles.
With a late-night vibe that is similar to that of Tom waits and "Kind of blue" era Miles Davis (but more "pure") they produce a type of "roots" music that is so authentic and honest that it would even turn "The Band" and Hank Williams into musical liars. Their guitar solos are raw and heartfelt and have a brilliant sing-along factor to them because of the "less is more" attitude of Petrucci's playing: they stick with you for the rest of your days: You won't get rid of his well chosen notes.
The average DT fan is a charismatic jazz-cat with a great love for for things that are "real" in life. Surrounded by "James Dean-cool" they hate sience fiction, mathematics and digital. They are extremely popular with the ladies because of their romantic urge and their ability to play "Dream Theater songs" on the piano for the girl by moonlight...
Taken from Jack Kerouac's "On the Road": "Rawlins and I decided to sharp up for the big night. "latch on to some of these towels and razors and we'll spruce up a bit. Let's dig some dream theater and check out some cute dolls..."

Bob Dylan on Dream Theater: The first time I heard Dream Theater on AM radio back in '56, I knew that I would never work for the man..."
by Hans Hitmachine September 18, 2005
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Thane

Someone who has a particularly smelly anus usually do to excessive sweating or long breaks between bathing.
Hold your breath around that guy. He’s a thane.
by I’m_a_person September 13, 2019
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Movie Theater

When your walking down an isle in a movie theater and a fat guy shoves a dildo up your ass while your trying to get by him.
-aww damnit! i just got movie theatered again!

-i dont want to go down this isle. im afraid that fat guy's going to movie theater me.
by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008
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theater jock

These are the cool kids at school. They are amazing and talented and awesome and everyone wants to be them. They do all of the musicals and often get big parts. They love the show Glee and tend to break into song a lot. They know all the words to every musical ever and will beat you in a fight and/or a diva off. Basically they are talented af and everyone wants to be them.
Woah, that girl Haley sure is cool! She's such a theater jock, I bet she knows the words to every Hairspray song.

You know, it would be annoying when Tess breaks into song if she weren't such a talented theater jock.

Man, I bet that Theatre Jock Ella knows all the lyrics to the Heathers musical.

Wow, I can't believe Tessa has been stage manager for so long... incredible! She is pure theater jock!!

That Siena, she's really good at being prop master, she's such a theater jock!!!

You know, those technology jocks think their so cool, but the really cool ones are those theater jocks.
by Totally_Not_Us May 1, 2017
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