by Peter piper 911 January 10, 2017
Get the Silent shrubmug. When you check out your facebook but keep your chat status changed to offline. That way no one knows you are online for hours facebook creeping on other people. You avoid being named that guy thats always on ie facebook whore. You also avoid being forced to chat with people you would rather not. Is easily spotted if you post or comment but do not appear as active in chat.
The third time after an annoying new facebook friend began chatting with me as soon I got on, I began silent creeping instead.
by erizzle3 November 11, 2009
Get the silent creepingmug. When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.
Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"
by realniggazunite September 23, 2013
Get the silent houdinimug. a hangover that creeps up on you throughout the day, generally when you wake up still drunk the next morning
Damn bro, I took hella shots last night, thus I will totes be having a silent hangover in a couple hours!
by muffinman091890 May 13, 2011
Get the Silent Hangovermug. Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
by Angel_k April 11, 2013
Get the silent knobheadmug. During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.
by PopzZN May 10, 2016
Get the Silent Vacuummug. by Stubdog June 26, 2018
Get the Silent Moviesmug.