the grand falls of china

a powerful sex move where you force your sexual partner to stop pissing for months, and then fuck them so hard they start pissing everywhere. This simulates the pollution of the Chinese rivers and falls.

why is Jessica holding in her piss? She's waiting for the grand falls of china.
Me and my girlfriend just had the grand falls of china, cleaning the room was annoying, but it felt amazing.

by Rocket sex November 14, 2020

the chocolate falls

wen a girl lays down with her mouth wide open with her eyes blindfolded and u climb to a great height and release explosive diareha onto her face with a great force.

haha i tricked that bitch a gave her the experience of THE CHOCOLATE FALLS

AHHHHHH the chocolate falls are coming

by pat murray April 13, 2007

The Clintonian Fallacy

The Clintonian Fallacy, so called because of former President Clinton's infamous line, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is", is when someone you are debating tries to derail an argument by squabbling over the well known, and traditionally accepted, definitions and meanings of words and or ideas.

You: Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another.
SJW: No!!! Racism is...White patriarchy!!!...Even when you are not being racist you are being racist!!! Even when you don't know it!!! Your very existence is racist!!!! You, by NOT judging someone by the color of their skin is also an act of racism, and absolute proof of white privilege!!!!
You: The Clintonian Fallacy
SJW: You are ALSO a White Supremacist for not agreeing with me and disagreeing with the idea of a socialist welfare state that takes from the 1%!!!!!
You: What the hell?

by GiggiddyGiggidyClinton February 28, 2018

The Male Gets the Female Fallacy

The illusion that the human male gets the female. The truth is the woman makes herself available to a man she wants to come after her and procreate.

Years after marrying his wife certain he had got ( convinced, conquered, seduced ) her, Ray Dalowahfa realized that the truth was that she had gotten him and in that way confirmed for himself that the male gets the female fallacy true.

by but for October 26, 2017

When the cake falls

The instance where cake collapses helplessly

I feel sad when the cake falls.

by Toxic individual February 20, 2022

Before The Moon Falls

Shhhh!
We are private detectives onward back from a musical pilgrimage
We work under the name of the Fall
Who would suspect this? It is too obvious
Our office is secluded
Those there to suspect would not see the wood for the trees
We were six like dice but we're back to five
Up here in the North there's no wage packet jobs for us, thank Christ
While young married couples
Discuss the poverties of their self-built traps
And the junior clergy demand more cash
We spit in their plate and wait for the ice to melt
I must create a new regime
Or live by another man's
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
I must create a new scheme
Get out of others' hands
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls

I could use some pure criminals
And get my hands on some royalties
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
A problem of this new scheme
Is answering obscene phone calls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Gotta stop drifting around
Kill this ugly duckling
We've got the power
And must not misuse it 'cause life is short and full of thought
I use the power
I use the power
And I will forever
End this reign of terror
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the tide subsides
Before the moon falls for the fifth time, before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before The Fall swoons
Before The Fall swoons

by Death Menace October 18, 2022

The Beatles Fallacy

The Beatles Fallacy is the hegemonic misconception among hack musicologists that the British Rock band The Beatles were "revolutionary" or "groundbreaking" in the history of music, ignoring earlier rock and roll, garage, and politically relevant songwriting; the Beatles are mistakenly assumed to have invented or been the "most influential" in the myriad styles they performed, despite the existence of contemporaries like The Rolling Stones, The Sonics, etc., and the pre-existence of like way harder albums than Revolver.

NOTE: The Beatles Fallacy is related to the misconception that Rock and Roll prior to 1960 was all hokey crap, and is the bastard stepchild of the Elvis Hypothesis, crediting "The King" with the invention of Rock and Roll, thereby ignoring shit black people had been doing for like 10 years.

The Beatles are obviously the most influential rock band of all time," said Adam the music hack, espousing The Beatles Fallacy.

by barry b September 16, 2010