One day I, Aaron, came home from taco bell and my wife, Valerie came up to me after i walked into the door and she whispered in my ear that she was so fucking horny. So i threw her on the hard wood floor, then we proceeded to undress each other then she put my trick or treat stick in her pudding basket. then i thrusted it in and out and made her baby cannon moist and slippery, while she screamed i smacked her in the face, but not to hard. Then my slime volcano began to erupt baby yogurt so i took it and spread it all on her lower back. then she licked the rest off. but she took the grape vine and rubbed it on her milk machines. The End.
by valerie nofzinger June 24, 2012
Get the grape vinemug. by Chris Burton July 24, 2008
Get the red vinesmug. by mrsomebody December 6, 2012
Get the red viningmug. by Purple_Tomato July 13, 2022
Get the Garlic Vinemug. Used on the internet for crap post or when somebody says something sus and also accompanied by the rock
by Nascarfan2007 February 20, 2023
Get the Vine boommug. by Ughxi April 1, 2021
Get the Vineyard vinesmug. A code word I made during class which in my own wording means when you want to commit sewer slide. Red vines is the thing that happens when you get a rope and it gets covered in your bl00d. I made this code because I was around people. Planning my own date so nobody knows and forgets. Forget about me.
Joey : I'm going to buy some red vines.
Person 1 : Okay Joe see you at class.
*after that day*
Person 1 : Where's Joey? She's not a school
Person 2 : Oh she's not here.
Person 1 : Oh..?
Person 1 : Okay Joe see you at class.
*after that day*
Person 1 : Where's Joey? She's not a school
Person 2 : Oh she's not here.
Person 1 : Oh..?
by Rm_dawg October 9, 2023
Get the RED VINESmug.