Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

by Apollo83 August 12, 2022

Spooder-Stache

A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.

Dude you need to shave your spooder-stache it looks disgusting.

by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019

Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023

Stache boy

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day and are aggressive and annoying and make people argue with other people just for the fun of it.

Man that Stache boy gets in arguments all the time in discords vc's

by Rubixcubemaster1234 May 27, 2021

Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.

Did you see that womans' hair stache?

by loveyounot October 4, 2016

Stache dew

Water droplets condensing on a moustache

Yo! sick stache dew bro! you got that condensation on"

by Bulletbaba March 10, 2023

stache-tuck

When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.

Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.

by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014