gash mask

1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...

Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."

Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"

Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."

by balls104 May 7, 2008

Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.

That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.

by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020

Mask the Math

When rogue, inept, or corrupt opportunistic politicians downplay the high number of infections and fatalities plaguing their countries, by giving an oft-innumerate or gullible public a faux sense of security, who often loosely follow the health measures in place.

Fake right-wing “leaders” from the United States, Brazil, and India notoriously share a number of common denominators: use race or religion as a trump card, mask the math, and refuse to make social distancing or mask wearing mandatory.

by MathPlus April 2, 2021

Mask Beard

Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.

Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge

by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020

Pigeon masking

When the man is about to reach his climax, he stands on an object above the girl and rains his cum down on her, like a pigeon does with its poop on unsuspecting new yorkers. He then proceeds to flap his wings and tries to fly away.

Pigeon masking: Yo dude, I totally pigeon masked your girlfriend last night...she'll be washing the jizz out of her hair for weeks!

by sexybeaches March 9, 2014

atchoo mask

A light blue covering for the nose and mouth. Held in place by strings tied behind the head, or a rubber band. Usually worn by medical personnel or sick people.

How do I look wearing my atchoo mask on the plane?

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

SARS mask

Same thing as a surgical mask. Derived from the S.A.R.S epidemic in China.

I have such a cold, I should be wearing a SARS Mask

by Souldchild December 27, 2004