When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.
I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.
by TukTukPirate July 03, 2022
When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.
by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 08, 2021
by Master d.j June 16, 2018
by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022
To eat an extremely spicy item and then proceed to perform oral sex, usually resulting in an unpleasant sensation for the recipient.
by stankyjumbojimbo September 30, 2021
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'
Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
by nlittle1011 March 07, 2014
It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"
by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024