When used as a noun, the Jonas Brothers, also known as the Jotards, are a band compiled of three ugly cavemen who try their hands at singing.
However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.
When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.
However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.
When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.
(When used as an adjective)
Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.
Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.
Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.
Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.
Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.
Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.
by Anna Elizabeth von Capulette October 17, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. bunch of gay bitches that murdered music, shitted on it's remains, and ate it's cock
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
Music listener1: Jonas brothers, huh i wonder what's so special?
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
by notan00b777 June 29, 2009
Get the jonas brothersmug. gay young men who have a crappy talent - joe jonas- nerd nick jonas- went solo and is now in a band nick jonas and the adminastration kevin jonas- just married and is very stupid they are all singers and actors in there show "jonas"
by rick tillings February 9, 2010
Get the jonas brothersmug. Some wannabe-Rock Pop band that only gained fame from being on the Disney channel. For some odd reason many people on here try to defend their music(and by people I mean 13 year old girls). You can tell the people defending them are girls because they all post nearly the exact same message. Often overusing the word "amazing" in the wrong context. Think of them as the modern day Hanson.
JB Fan: OMG!!!!! the Jonas Brothers r not gay, thay r tha most amazingly amazing band since the invention of amazing which just so happened to be invented by the Jonas Brothers in the late 1800's in the ancient city of Amazington founded by the greek god Amazingtosinos(btw there is like historical data that links the Jonas Brothers gentically to Amazingtosinos). Until in 1805 the town was plagued by a disease called Amazingitus, which wasnt actually a disease because it only made the Jonas Brothers even more amazing adding to their already vast quantity of amazingness.
Why are they amazing u ask?, because they are like hott n stuff, who knows im just a stupid teenager and i lyke wut they tell me two.
Why are they amazing u ask?, because they are like hott n stuff, who knows im just a stupid teenager and i lyke wut they tell me two.
by quasiasshole October 15, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. 1. Probably the worst band in history, consisting of 3 faggot brothers but somehow they always have instruments that the fag brothers don't play like the drum set. They have also have been famous for "dancing" on stage during live performances. These posers also have accumulated 0 guy fans in there whole carreer, and their girl fans are all 9 years old. These fags also whear abstinence rings, meaning that they REFUSE to have sex(not that this situation would actually happen)until they are married. The only flaw in this is the church doesnt allow gay marriage.
2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
2. A group of 3 people who love touching each others 1 inch penises, deriven from the gay ass band the jonas brothers.
1. faggot: "hey man, i went to a jonas brothers concert, it was awesome!"
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.
2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"
metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
jimmy page: "you are a fucking faggot." and kicks the shit out of the homo.
2. 3 gay guys: "we love penis and abtaining from sex!"
metallica fan: "fags" and beats the shit out of them
by T dawg January 11, 2009
Get the jonas brothersmug. 1.A person who has gay threesomes in the bathtub and their moaning results in the main melody to their songs.
2.When one or more of the gayest people of earth form a band and suck each others cock all day.
2.When one or more of the gayest people of earth form a band and suck each others cock all day.
Person1:hey do you see those guys having gay sex over there?!
Person2:Ya
Person1:Those are the Jonas Brothers!
Person2:Ya
Person1:Those are the Jonas Brothers!
by Leonidas23 October 13, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. by windexxxx October 16, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothersmug.