Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.

As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

grandpa grabber

A sugar daddy's bitch

"You hear that bitch fucks that old guy for money, what a grandpa grabber

by SkettleSmert March 20, 2016

grisle grabber

when man makes love to woman, the womans grisle grabs the mans trouser snake

pussy pulling in cock, hence grisle grabber

by martin 007 March 8, 2011

Carpet Grabbers

a nickname for feet

“Woah bro, get those carpet grabbers away from me”

by haroldeddystyles June 11, 2022

jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team

Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!

by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023

shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll

Lauren stop being a shaft grabber

by Larry128 January 20, 2017