Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.
"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"
by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011
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Gopherring

When your piece of shit ex won’t let you live your life, thrive and move on. They pop up from the social soil through any means necessary. As cute as their furry faces may be, they will irreparably damage the ground that you walk on.
I was about to head out with my girls but my ex came gopherring in with an, “I miss you” text. Trying to bring me down and keep me in his tiny little paws.
by Gingerspritz August 02, 2018
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Tropical Gophers

A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.
I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.
by RedneckViking September 28, 2018
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Trash gopher

Gangster ass gf that will dig through dumpsters and break into recycling facilities with you to score good shot
Yeeee imma go get some sweet swag from the dump so I'm going to ask my trash gopher to slide
by LiveFastEatTrash December 08, 2024
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Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.
by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017
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Gopher walkies

Thing you say to your dog to tell it you are going to take it on a walk. Dogs go crazy if you say these words so be careful because you might get jumped on
Person 1: Gopher Walkies
Dog 1: woof woof woof, I’m gonna jump on you now, I’m super excited but I’m not gonna hold still while you put the leash on.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 24, 2023
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Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.
OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!
by CheeseMonkey November 08, 2014
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