Baby Giraffe

An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.

Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!

by Lucafix June 22, 2011

Giraffe Punch

1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe

2) Alternative Metal band from the UK

Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.

Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP

by Jako373 May 5, 2009

Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Giraffe's Neck

Code word for "Give me head"

Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:

by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019

giraffe's ass

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.

"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."

by Felicityfartwell October 9, 2020

giraffe weevil

some mudafuckin cool ass beetle that has a long ass neck and shizz

guy1: i cant wait to own a giraffe weevil!
guy2: dude, you are so fuckin cool.

by shrek of the 99 seas September 20, 2017

Jeffery the Giraffe

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.

Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease March 17, 2021