A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.
by The Joff. November 12, 2013
A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.
P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
by anongirl456 September 19, 2020
A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.
Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.
Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.
by mooooonlight April 06, 2017
I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted
by GlobalMessenger January 09, 2015
by Zenamaste April 18, 2020
Someone who has a gift for rippin ass, they can fart on will and they make stinks that you will want to die from.
by Gasa blaster November 26, 2022