fence foal

Paedophile

as used by Chris Morris in the Brass Eye paedophile special "you are a paedophile...you're a fence foal"

by micr.d.t September 13, 2003

fence jumper

A person who is not of the gender you're normally attracted to whom you nonetheless find insanely attractive, i.e., someone you'd jump the fence for

Angelina Jolie is a fence jumper for straight women.

by Project Rungay March 10, 2010

Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

Fencing Partners

While double penetrating a woman, the feeling of the other mans dick through her makes you and him Fencing Partners.

Yeah bro. We're Fencing Partners.

by EskimoPoloBrother March 23, 2011

Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

by Gunt chuck December 3, 2017

Ring-fenced

To specify that money be used for a specific purpose.

As a part of the planning process, the Office of Strategy & Planning governs these 11 ring-fenced Initiatives and provides visibility to their progress at the bear-woods Executive Board level.

by Rephil October 16, 2008

Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

by Redant9000 September 23, 2019