avalanche

great hockey team

Jim: hey, did you see that the avalanche won their game?
Owen: i know! they took their stanley cup home!

by irieomgfunny/面白い June 27, 2022

somalian avalanche

When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.

— I am traumatised for life.

— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.

by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018

Colorado Avalanche

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.

‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’

by Mintmas July 31, 2024

Avalanche

A sexual act of putting coffee creamer in one's own rectum for later use in coffee, or to be enjoyed directly by a partner. *Also helps with constipation.

I was feeling freaky this morning so I hit an Avalanche.

by DumpyProf July 17, 2019

Pocket Avalanche

A "pocket avalanche" is an event that occurs when you have something in your pockets, and they somehow slip out all at once due to a physical activity such as bending down to pick something up.

Looks like Bob is having a pocket Avalanche over there with his pens!

by Paradox Pee January 5, 2020

Avalancher

The girl lays on her back while the man cums on her stomach. The expelled load drips downward towards her unshaven privates simulating an avalanche mowing over the forest.

There was an unfortunate avalancher on my girl's hairy and untamed forest as many homes were lost.

by Tim Haineko August 4, 2014

wellington avalanche

the act of cumming a ton on the bed and when the recipiant gets off it slides off the sheet and onto the ground with a splat and looks like an avalanche

i wellington avalanche'd her bed and she kicked me

by great northern 1246 November 4, 2023