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Bosworth Academy

A shit school in the middle of fucking nowhere that loves to put students in detention and have noncey teachers who stare at the kiddies changing in PE.
First guy: yo g where you moving
Second guy: Bosworth Academy
First guy: Fuck me that’s a shit school
by Bobstain404 March 28, 2019
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Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere
I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."
by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007
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Urban Academy

Urban Academy is a school created in 1823 by Abe Lincoln and Gandalf, the two decided to team up and open a school. They decided to magically merge into one person, a guise they affectionately called Herb. Urban is famous for having no regents tests and letting it's students pick classes. It also has a rule that forbids people from personally attacking each other, a policy that approximately 3% of the school gives two shits about. The school likes to pretend it has an anti-drug policy but anyone with half a brain knows it's bullshit because about half the school is high at any given time. Examples of classes: The Russian Revolution, Psychoanalyzing Sponge Bob and How to Roll a Blunt. The thing that keeps the kids in check is Herb's Magical Eye Laser attack it does -5 charisma and over 9000 damage, the military is currently trying to create prototypes of Herb's eyes to be mounted on predator drones in the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. The D.O.E breed a vast army of elite Uraki and sent them to destroy the academy and take over all of New York, Herb was undaunted, he started up his Gundam with Laser axe, Anti-Aircraft Railgun and phase armor, with catchy Jap-pop music playing in the background. Standing on the J-rec stairs he repelled the D.O.E's forces for three hours. After slicing the head off of the last Uraki, Herb screamed at the top of his lungs (not very loud) Get the fuck outta my school! After the great battle of J-rec the D.O.E never fucked with Urban again.
"I'm 32 why am I in high school?" "Lol Urban Academy"
by Queens Rage January 27, 2011
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Nairn Academy

In general it sucks... it’s an outdated asbestos filled living hell of a school, all the teachers are only alive to make the students lives awful. The science department is usually populated by nerds and absolute slags. The canteen is full of sad geeks that play minecraft on their chrome books and the concourses are packed full of hookers and junkies. If you want a 50 pence blowjob Nairn is the place to go. Nairn is the only place that you can see drug addicts injecting Just outside the main entrance.
I love Nairn Academy because I can be paid to take cock up my arse
by It’s Brittney bitch November 13, 2019
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Penrice Academy

Penrice Academy is full off gormless year 7 midgets with ketchup stains on there blazers, Musty covered hands with sausage roll greese on them. They make "Yo Mama" jokes like it's the funniest thing in the world and the only thing you can hear in a year 7 yard is "SHEEEEEESHH!" like shut the fuck up - JB
by MargaretThatchersCrustyMinge October 10, 2021
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jesters academy

Jesters academy is a weekly comedy podcast
Man, jesters academy is actually the best podcast
by Steve the plumber January 23, 2019
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Invergordon Academy

A name for a dark ally that you buy drugs from
meet me in 10 at the invergordon academy
by Michael Siliva May 30, 2018
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