Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.
I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018
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Kevin Berry

One who is lacking both intelligence and basic fighting skills
Person 1 Have you heard about Kevin berry?

Person 2 Yeah he was no match for Mr pontoni
by Ignacho23 March 26, 2023
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Juiced Berry

: a girl's oiled perfect, round, upside-down shaped heart of an ass
: Lila let me massage her juiced berry
by greendream April 28, 2011
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Twittle Berry

An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder.

Someone who is really lame and sucks at life.

That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves.

A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.
I was at the store the other day and I ran into Twittle Berry!

Dude actin like Twittle Berry!

The Twittle Berry Clause

Dude, I call him Twittle Berry cause he's just so lame!
by Capcom The Cloud March 16, 2010
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man berries

"omg you could see his man berries and everything"
by waihekian October 27, 2008
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Smurf Berry

The color of Jared Leto's hair.
It's not blue, its Smurf Berry.
by Beautiful-Lie0865 May 6, 2011
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Placenta Berry

A small piece of placenta that dangles from a women's vagina after giving birth.
Mary's doctor wiped away the placenta berry left behind after she had her baby.
by Dommy November 7, 2005
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