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Pale Leech

The male negro looking for the free ticket out of his negro existence. He slithers about seeking out white women to latch onto for as long a she allows him.
You guys, a negro just creeped on my profile and is now trying to play like games with me.

Oh, looks like a pale leech sees something it wants.
by dontcare999 August 3, 2019
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Annoying Leech

An annoying, immature attention seeker who is helpless and dependent on others for happiness. They tend to beg their "friends" to do things the leeches are perfectly capable of doing themselves. Annoying leeches will take advantage of kind people so they can get what they want. They will often make excuses like "it's my birthday today" or "I have no money" to get free stuff. Seen commonly on social media and Minecraft servers. Usually use improper grammar and spelling.
Victim of an Annoying Leech: "Ew, it's J.T.! He's an annoying leech. He begged me for 3 hours to buy him a $40 sushi meal because he 'had no money'. I eventually gave in and got him it just so he'd shut up."

Annoying Leech: "Hey, it's my birthday today. Nobody has given me a present yet. *fake cries*"

Annoying Leech 2: "Pleeeease please please can you get me this video game? I have no money, no friends, and no home."

Annoying Leech 3: "hi saporen, u said ud give me 10$ today, did u lie?"
by grundsätzlich September 15, 2016
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life leech

1. A person who has no real talent, personality, or life of their own. As a result, the life leech will attach themselves to you, your friends and your dates.

2. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for you to break up with your partner, and then proceeds to try to date them.

3. A person who claims to be your friend, waits for any sign of trouble with your partner, and then proceeds to do everything they can to make sure your relationship falls apart.

4. A person who claims to be your friend, but works tirelessly to bring drama into your life.
"When I broke up with Beth, Jim completely tried to weasel his way into a life with her...the guy is a total life leech."
by ZCartman April 22, 2008
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Hipster Leech

An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.
Did you see all of Ellen's photos on tumblr last night? She's such a fucking hipster leech.
by SSADL July 18, 2012
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Leech Removal

The removal of one's penis after heat/moisture/sweat has caused it to stick to the scrotum.
"It's so damn hot! I've had to perform leech removal all day!"
by Brand Man May 24, 2010
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Brain leech

My nanny has a lot of brain leeches.
by Nether man above the stars December 23, 2020
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Leech Ass

When an ass so good you leech on to it and suck it till it bleeds.
I would like to never let go of her she has a leech ass.
by queffton December 12, 2014
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