dick charm

When someone's douche bag antics become part of why others like them.

I don't know why I like that asshole James. I guess he just has dick charm.

by luke6377 January 1, 2013

Maiyi Charm

A Mai Charm is a charm that let's you know that you are being watched, when ever and where ever. It is as small as a baby mouse, and resembles the actual Maiyi Sakino in a chibi form. It gives you luck on and rubs high self esteem making you feel like a good person no matter what kind of mood you are in. It is a little screaming fan doll that clings to you even if you don't want it to. It is given the moment Maiyi Sakino lays eyes on you and will not disappear unless you cause harm to her. If that happens you will be curse for 1000 years, you will be forever sick, unloved and dying from a flesh eating disease that will take away your flesh painfully and slowly. It will rot your core, eat out your eyes and leave you as dust in the middle of your bedroom floor. If you lose your Mai charm (Become out of touch with Mai) She will find you, hide in your closet and kill you because you have lost her.

Maiyi Charm is a doll that is willing to fan girl about everything and anything about you.

Maiyi charm is a doll that will follow you like a true stalker even if you do not desire it.

Maiyi charm is a doll that will fuck you up if you lose it or break it. That is a warning.

To sum it up Maiyi charm is a stalking doll, that will fan girl about you day or night, watch you in your sleep, wake up with you in the morning, clean you in your shower and do everything with you no matter what.

by TheWtfFangirlOfYourLife December 9, 2012

charming irony

- Something that is unexpected, yet brilliantly charming
- A handmade jewellery brand from India

Making crafts by hand in this technologically advanced world is such a charming irony.

by AalCI November 24, 2021

Lucky Charm

A boner, but in a pedoy way.
Something a pedo gets when they see kiddies and they have to describe to the kids why there's something sticking up between their legs.

(On adults lap at the helter skelter)
Little Jimmy: "What's that I can feel under my legs?"
Pedo Kristian: "Oh that's just my lucky charm little one."

by smallcroco June 13, 2023

ankle charms

Alludes to the weight and pendulous distension in one's ball bag, resulting from sufficient neglect from one's lover and a failure to blow a load.

My ankle charms are killing me babe, can we excuse ourselves from Sunday dinner with your parents and do something about this?

by Niko the Turk May 27, 2018

Snake Charming

When a chick charms a guy's cock out of the fly of his boxers and sucks it (his cock is out and his balls are still inside his boxers)

Lisa is an expert at snake charming!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Charm Dust

When a girl farts.

She couldn't help but laugh when she saw the look on his face when he realized his girlfriend had just charm dusted him.

by Charm Duster July 28, 2016