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thanksgiving diet

a miracle cure to the weight you gain from gorging yourself on ridiculous amounts of food. all you do is drink the grease from the pans, drink the leftover gravy, and then go to taco bell and eat burritoes all day. the next day, all of your thanksgiving weight will be in the toilet. amazing!!!!
after using the thanksgiving diet, even on days other than thanksgiving, i lost 484307 pounds!!!! whooooo!!!!
by arch king 89 November 28, 2005
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Aww Thanks

Said by a straight single female to a straight single male friend, in the hopes of reminding him to immediately get back into the confines of the friend zone, and to never attempt to escape from it again.
“You’re one of the most intelligent and beautiful women I’ve ever met in my life. Women like you are truly special.”

“Aww Thanks”
by Definition Maker 12 July 10, 2018
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five cougars thanks

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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thanks in advance

The last sentence found in questions asked by most people online. Commonly found in help forums or almost everywhere.

Often looked down upon by others, especially as a first impression.
"Can I get help with this function?

Thanks in advance!"
by Deathspawn February 5, 2010
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Thanks

Along with other terms such as thank you, ty, thnx, thanx, and tyvm (The latter 3 being used frequently in chatspeak), a way of showing gratitude for a gift or a favor/service done for you. The shortened form of "Thank you" used in informal situations, such as when talking with close friends or classmates.
"Hey John, I picked you up a couple of sandwiches and a bottle of Coke for later." "Thanks, Tom."
by Chaos6773 January 5, 2012
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Canadian Thanksgiving

Canadian Thanksgiving is having a regular thanksgiving like feast at a non-thanksgiving time of the year.
Eating turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, etc. in March, or August: I know it is June, but turkey is delicious, lets have a Canadian Thanksgiving.
Did you know that in Canada they celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in October?
by Hamiltwan June 6, 2010
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Thanks for playing

Something said after denying, owning, or shutting someone down. The phrase comes from playing games after the game is over, the winner says "Thanks for playing" to the loser.
Jim: Yo dawg that bitch thought I was cute and gave me a free drink.

Tom: For real? She gave me the whole meal free.

Jim: ....

Tom: Thanks for playing.

After the 2008 NBA Finals Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce turn to the Lakers and say:

THANKS FOR PLAYIN!
by ConsciousHipHop March 18, 2009
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