Teacher

A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???

by Unknown229 August 15, 2016

Teacher

A fucking bitch who will yell at you for no reason and will make u depressed

The teacher gave me a detention, she’s a bitch.

by Kpoponsessedpersonoid May 8, 2019

Teacher

Human being who enjoys teaching, and ruining your afternoon

This teacher gave us 2 packets of algebra

by Niggward June 10, 2019

Teacher

Someone who is boring and likes to talk about their boring life you don’t care about.

Teacher says, excuse me with all that talking I assume your done, I say with all that complaining I assume your single.

by Rkdkfne March 14, 2019

Teacher

A teacher is someone who pretends to be a human whilst living among humans. A teacher is a demon from hell who works for Satan himself.

Look, that’s my English teacher. I dont like him. He is Satan’s employee.

by Pumkin October 14, 2019

teacher

a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students

I heard that girl is a good teacher, she loves givin out knowledge

by E Bailey December 28, 2005

Teacher

A 59 year old math teacher, duh who else has a name like that who isn't borderline boring as fuck. She enjoys spending her free time (her students lunch period) having a secret affair, behind a locked classroom door sharing salad with her secret partner 40 year old fruit hoarder.

She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.

One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.

"that teacher"

by Ms. Cooper (that teacher) May 6, 2018