Texas-Sized Whatachicken

Referring to a man's ginormous white meat weiner

Ohhh... the teachers in a good mood, she must have had the

"Texas-Sized Whatachicken......smothered in ranchdressin"

by Chi Chi McWeinerson December 31, 2007

Texas City High School

Also known as “Texas shitty high school”, this shitty school has nothing but hoes and fuckboys constantly trying to get your pants. The school is mixed with either rednecks (for some reason they like to always park their big ass trucks near the cheveron side of the parking lot) , and a large portion of la marque kids who were sent over to TCHS to escape from LMHS, only to find something just as toxic. You will literally learn nothing from this school and the administration is autistic . They added trade classes because the school is so academically bad they have no hope in the kids making it into college. The school is also over crowded and they suck at sports. On the bright side , you could always eat at taqueria after school.
Administration thought it would be a good idea to assign tracking IDs to all the students (starting fall 2018). Good luck if you ever forget your ID, you'll just get thrown into SAC.

Texas City High school? You mean the place where 8 fights happen in one week?

by The Girl Reading This November 6, 2018

Texas justice

Capital punishment, the death penalty.

Saddam Hussein will probably get some Texas justice.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Texas Oil Rig

When the female is upside down resting her shoulders on the floor with her pelvis facing up while her partner drills her in a downward motion.

I gave Candy the old Texas Oil Rig.

by Jedi 007 October 10, 2005

texas brown chowder

Texas Brown Chowder is chowder that originates from Brownsville Texas. It is best made after a vacation south of the border to Mexico. When ones feces are sufficiently softened (about the consistency of curry) you may crap in a bowl and mix it with jabeneros and rattle snake. It is best served hot and all over the recipients face/

Texas Brown Chowder was served to Guy LeDouche on Spike TV’s MXC.

When in Texas, you must try the Texas Brown Chowder after reciving a Texas Chilli Bowl

by enriqueeldominicanos June 29, 2008

texas doily

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.

Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.

by aston bedsniffer January 14, 2008

Texas Steam Shovel

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick

I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.

by Lendale April 4, 2008