testicular torsion

May God have mercy on your soul.

SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what do you know about testicular torsion?"
Me: "NOOOO-"

by 7568ino March 09, 2024

Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 07, 2021

inverted testicular ball cancer

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023

Testicular Transfer

When a man (or women) cuts off their testacles and duct tapes them to the gennitals of another man giving him 4 nuts

Matt was extremely happy to know that thanks to the help of Paul he could have a testicular transfer

by Ikillfeminists12 June 12, 2016

testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”

Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.

by razortazy February 04, 2021

Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 03, 2020