Tesla gas cap

There isn’t one you unevolved tit.

Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.

by TheRusty0ne July 2, 2021

Tesla Sumner

The most perfectist person ever. She’s my little vampire, my tiny tes, and my everything. 🥺❤️ I love you 🦞❤️💍🦑

Tesla Sumner is perfect and she’s is Matthew’s.

by MattyTheLobster July 28, 2021

Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)

Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?

by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021

telapathic

Soulmates xx

We are soulmates telapathic

by Tommy Farrell August 23, 2021

Teslacle

A testicle implant designed by Elon Musk, guaranteeing minimum twin spawnage from coitus. Increasing GP rate by 5%, many kids.

Damn that guys got teslacles or those ovaries be working ovar time

by Brelon Trusk October 5, 2021

Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".

"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"

by Otto Huan October 20, 2021

Tesla

A term coined by Minneapolis rapper Swank King used to describe a battery operated electronic cigarette or “Vape”. Not to get confused with the vehicle founded July 2003 by Martin Eberhard, Marc Tarpenning alos co-founded by Elon Musk.

“Fuck cuttin the cheese, someone pass the fucking gas nigga
Niggas smoking Tesla I don’t really fuck with vapes nigga
But I’ll still hit it tho cause I be feening yo”
- From Swank, King. “Champagne Poetry Freestyle” Swank Sessions, 2021.

by MN Quotes November 5, 2021