Flaming Teabag

When you put hot sauce on your balls and your balls in someones mouth.

Guy: I'm in the mood for tea but I also want something spicy
other guy: lemme give you a Flaming Teabag

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

ballarina teabag

the process of a gentleman placing his balls in a whorish womans mouth, while executing a few basic ballerina dance steps. For beginners, performing a "grand plie" over the whorish womans face and\or mouth and dunking the balls into her mouth and not excluding her face and nose. For advanced dancers executing a "saute" into a "grand plie" is recommended. Note: Hold Shaft of penis because if not, you will be executing something know as a ballarina war helmet.

I ballarina teabagged your whorish mother after your dad left.

by bbll March 31, 2008

Bilbo Teabaggins

A hobbit who "wants his shire back," though he can never seem to explain exactly who he wants it back from.

Can usually be seen carrying a poster of Gandalf with a Hitler moustache, even though most of the other hobbits seem to think he's doing a pretty decent job as Wizard.

There goes Bilbo Teabaggins protesting again...I don't whether to feel sorry for his mental illness, or just punch him in the face.

by Herbin' Dick December 15, 2009

flying teabag

The only Kung-fu move that can not be blocked or defended against.

Adamo and I were involved in a grueling kung-fu on a scenic hill top. After hours of battle he finally secame to the last move that I had in my bag of tricks, the flying teabag. I emerged the victor and he walked away with the shame of having been flying teabagged. The shame will haunt his family and bring them great dishonor for many generations.

by Coach Eric August 3, 2006

tenafly cops

Another name for NAZI. They justify their exorbitant salaries by busting peace loving teenagers smoking herb because they have no real crime in that wealthy town. They should get jobs in NYC or Newark and see what a real cop's life is like. T

Tenafly Cops are assholes but the biggest asshole on the force is A. Card Dildo.

by Teenage Wasteland March 6, 2008

Nagasaki Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum into a mouth filled with pop rocks.

Man: "incoming, here comes the Nagasaki Teabag!!"
(the reciever fills mouth with Pop Rocks and tilts head back to accept the Bomb. The man laughs as his scrotum plummets towards the exploding cavern.)

by Chastity Tiraminsu July 2, 2008

Tenafly Middle School

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.

Help I go to Tenafly Middle School and I think that Mr.W likes me.

by Necrogatz December 6, 2020