tech guy

in a typical adventuring team, the person in charge of equipment maintenance and modification.

tech guy: I added a few features...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

Glitch Tech

An employee for a fictional Video-Game Business known as Hinobi Tech. Originates from the show "Glitch Techs". Once recruited into the Glitch Techs, you are equipped with a Gauntlet, which allows you to capture and contain "glitches" and gain XP. I feel like this show is really underrated, and I do not give a schnitzel if you say I'm too old for it. It's awesome.

Person 1: "Anyways... Have you heard that Glitch-Techs just released a new season?"
Epic Person: "Oh yeah! I love the show! Meko is my favorite Glitch Tech!"

by Sir Mango September 1, 2020

nike tech

wearing the sacred tech means you get an insane amount of hoes but are still loyal

wow, that guy has a nike tech, you know what that means.

by zesty zay April 25, 2022

tech n9ne

Tech n9ne = fastest rapper Twista = just got BEAT! BY TECH NINA

Listen to the two rappers and then you'd know whos faster, itz about time that the new fastest rapper should be announced tech n9ne.

by tech9 January 6, 2008

tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.

"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."

by fupa troopah October 19, 2019

r1z Tech

Someone who practices r1z Tech shows an unwillingness to abide by the standards created by society.

Dude I think he's a femboy...
Yeah, that's what r1z tech does to a man.

by iplayvnl March 30, 2021

maintenance tech

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.

Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.

by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022