nike tech

wearing the sacred tech means you get an insane amount of hoes but are still loyal
by zesty zay April 26, 2022
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Glitch Tech

An employee for a fictional Video-Game Business known as Hinobi Tech. Originates from the show "Glitch Techs". Once recruited into the Glitch Techs, you are equipped with a Gauntlet, which allows you to capture and contain "glitches" and gain XP. I feel like this show is really underrated, and I do not give a schnitzel if you say I'm too old for it. It's awesome.
Person 1: "Anyways... Have you heard that Glitch-Techs just released a new season?"
Epic Person: "Oh yeah! I love the show! Meko is my favorite Glitch Tech!"
by Sir Mango September 01, 2020
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tech n9ne

Tech n9ne = fastest rapper Twista = just got BEAT! BY TECH NINA
Listen to the two rappers and then you'd know whos faster, itz about time that the new fastest rapper should be announced tech n9ne.
by tech9 December 12, 2007
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kaynor tech

A school filled with whore and black big booty girls who want to beat up the white chicks...senior guys take advantage of white freshman girls because in their opinion their easy.
hey dude
yeah whats up?
see that girl over there?
yeah, why?

well she made out with a guy on my soccer team under the bleachers...and she goes to kaynor tech
okay, so what?
lets go fuck the shit out of her..i mean shes easy right?
by megan sarinona September 30, 2012
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Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie February 26, 2011
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tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-
b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! March 24, 2011
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Running Tech

The process of trying to and and also getting with someone of the opposite gender sexually. Somewhat synonymous with flirting, but encompasses further deeds. Can be extrapolated to other sexual/romantic acts with tech-related wordplay.
Johnny: “Yoooo did you get with that girl Sam last night? She was kinda bad.”
Aaron: “Yeah dude, I wish you heard it I was running tech.”

Also:

Ewan: “Dude come on this double date with me. We need to run some dual technology. Co-op play man.
by Seagulls6firstguitar January 23, 2023
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