Tebow

Adj. Getting something done, but in a very shitty manner

Jake: "He did such a shitty job."
Me: "He still got it done thought."
Jake: "Yep he pulled a Tebow."

by ZaBlazer November 25, 2011

Teflon box

A waxed and over polished vagina.

Her box was so silky and nothing would stick, it was just like teflon. She had a teflon box.

by teflon box lover August 24, 2009

Dirty Tebow

this is accomplished by making a surprise-dry run at a females anus.

This cannot be a simple push in, you must be at least two steps behind the female and, she must be taken by surprise AND cry afterwards.

Tom: Dude what happened to your eye?
Jerry: Mary hit me.

Tom: Why did she hit you?
Jerry: I jumped my dick in her ass dry. After she stopped crying from the Dirty Tebow I gave her she slapped the shit out of me.

Tom: Wow, you deserved it ya asshat.

by The psuedonym's pseudonym February 24, 2011

tablog

“Tablog”‘ is a neologism (a portmanteau word conjoining “tabloid” and “blog”) and refers to a specific form of blog, usually maintained by an individual or organization, with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, graphics, video, and with links to other blogs, web pages, and other media related to its topic. The element that distinguishes a tablog from other forms of blogs is the selection of material or means of presentation, which tends to sensationalize, emphasize or exaggerate for effect, and which often focuses on scandalous information relating to the personal lives of celebrities or of members of their target industry.

calvinayre.com or expressandstar.com are great tablogs.

by emmceee August 25, 2011

Dirty Tebow

Very similar but not to be confused with "the Dirty Sanchez." The Dirty Tebow is when you're doing anal, pull out and instead of drawing a mustache above the girl's lip you draw a streak under each of her eyes. The result looking like she's wearing those dark things Tim Tebow puts on his face on gameday. Writing a message in either streak is optional.

"I thought about trying to get back together with Cathy, but I don't want to touch that since I know Nate gave her a Dirty Tebow."

by YellaBird February 8, 2010

teylor

wicked cool, adding spice to your life.

After last night, my life is totally teylor!

by Teylor March 4, 2007

Tebowing

to refer to throwing a pass short and behind an open receiver.

Dude, I was wide open! Why are you Tebowing?

by bubbagump1975 October 20, 2012