serious emotional trauma

What you get after you walk in on your parents "doing it"

I had serious emotional trauma after I got home from the party and walked into the house, and saw my parents doing it.

by scarred for life June 24, 2003

Drama Trauma

The overwhelming shock felt after a betrayal of trust has resulted in a major drama which leaves the recipient slack-jawed and staring off in stunned disbelief. Often associated with a romantic mind-fuck.

During Drama Trauma, the recipient is rendered totally dysfunctional and incapable of reliable activity until such time as the feeling subsides which can sometimes be hours, days, or a week depending upon the severity of the inciting event.

Friend: Hey, man. We missed you at the Jam session Saturday night.

Her: What? Oh yeah. That. Sorry but I'm in total meltdown from being led-on and then screwed over by my so-called fiance. After 6 months of all that, out of the blue, he suddenly yells at me to get the F*&K out of the house. He yells that he made a mistake and he's sorry. WTF? I just can't wrap my brain around it!!?

Friend: Un-f#@&ing-real! Well, you are obviously suffering from drama trauma and going to be drooling all over yourself for awhile so no sweat with the Jam. I'll take you out and get you baked. You'll feel better!

by Zylaw November 16, 2010

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .

" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."

by _sammyn April 4, 2015

nub force trauma

When a total nub kills you in a video game by some stroke of luck; getting owned by a nub. term coined by tehgodfatha.

oh shit. I think his cause of death was...nub force trauma.

Whoa! someone got smacked by some nub force trauma.

by tehgodfatha January 16, 2008

serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.

Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

One guy's trauma is another guy's drama

The basic law of most television.

My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?

by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.

That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.

by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007