The Taser

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.

Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!

by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009

tasfu

Another slang term for the illegal substance marijuana

You gotta blunt? Only if you got tasfu.

by frank January 20, 2004

Mexican Stomping Tasels

The offical "titie tasel" of eastern Massachusetts, used commonly in schools during break time and used often in Boston for important buisness meetings. Made in Mexico and only sold in Eastern Massachusetts.

John: "Hey Marty, did you bring your Mexican Stomping Tasels for this interview?"

Marty:"O shit, looks like im fucked"

by NickwiththeTasels January 18, 2009

Tasering

Calling someone out for Loxing, or believing their non-ability to do anything is worthwhile.

I had to spend the day tasering to the class that their internet surfing in the computer lab did not help them ace the mid-term.

by Rad Corruptor September 17, 2006

tasteful nude

When the nude so good you can taste it

Alyssa: "Wow! Jordan just sent me some tasteful nudes!"
Faith: "Tasteful nudes......!?!?" (Italian accent)

by Thisisfaithy November 24, 2017

Taser Taser Taser

When a dumbass cop, typically female, mistakes a taser for a FUCKING GUN and shoots the shit outta someone

“Hey look over there, a guy is running from the cops”
“Taser Taser Taser”

by DoopyBlerp April 22, 2021

taser

hump people for phun

i taser

by poopy man September 27, 2003