tard wrangler

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work

that tard wrangler just ran down two tards

by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017

cig tarded

the light headed feelng you get after power dragging an entire cig

yo man i got mad cig tarded last night cuz i didnt have any more weed

by barbieclit June 9, 2011

Clit-tard

The female equivalent of the cumbrain.

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

flash tards

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.

The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.

by wjc December 31, 2011

SOUR TARD

When you act a fool with major stupidity

Geeze look at that sour tard

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011

Lag tard

An extremely loose-aggressive poker player.

Corporation Mike is raising me on every flop. He's such a lag tard.

by Chester the Jester February 2, 2007

Tard Fuck

When the person is so retarded, that they can not even be defined as a "Fuck Tard"

Parjeet: Did you see Ali mess up?
Zamir: Yup, because he's a tard fuck.

by pooperscooper1221 August 25, 2018