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An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews
I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.
by Ivan_Wakinov April 22, 2018
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I'm taking my talents to south beach.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
by Blabbidy July 10, 2010
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Taking My Talents to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.
by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010
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I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
by Master Alexander July 11, 2010
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I'm taking my talents to South Beach

The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.
Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010
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taking the hobbits to Isengard

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.
"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011
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Taking My Talents to South Beach

Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.
by El Tren July 21, 2010
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