Riviting Tale Chap

A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.

ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.

ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!

by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 1, 2009

talent

word to describe a females level of cutness/sex appeal/attractiveness
also used to identify a girl that is appealing to lok at

now that girl has some talent

by tweek December 19, 1999

taleiah

The type of girl who u would like to hang around.Quiet girl who got hands. She's a loyal friend to others. She can be mean and direct to people l

Taleiah is very popular

by Taleiah March 15, 2017

huge talent

a very large penis.
or.
a man who owns a very large penis.

"I'd like to meet someone with a huge talent."
"Do you have a huge talent?"
"He's got a huge talent."
- Toulouse in Moulin Rouge

by dwight k schrute June 28, 2007

talee nelson

an asshole who only thinks of himself and is stubborn in every way,doesnt give a shit if he hurts as long as he's happy.only thinks of himself,and is very rude and mean.but you still love him.

talee nelson: i love you
me: i love you too
talee nelson: i hate you
me: wtf..

by rooanne March 30, 2009

billy talent

a great punk-alternative sort band from toronto, canada (woo!). unfortuneately, they kind of fall into the mainstream, so mosh pits are populated with whiny girls with trucker hats, wristbands, skate shoes, and "punk" shirts.

girls at tent - "lets pretend were canadian!"

by [e-mail] September 17, 2004

Hola como tale tale vu

A misheard of the lyric "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous" from Sofia Reyes's Official Video Clip song '1, 2, 3' that was uploaded

many years ago and it's just suddenly EXPLODED on the frickin' TikTok app by those social asses who don't even know how to speak French nor Spanish properly

Woman: (sings unknowingly) "Hola como tale tale vu"

Man: Bitch, It's "Hola, Comment allez allez-vous"

by a-lone-wolf-on-UD July 12, 2022