tweet sheet

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

by jjmo July 20, 2009

dead tweet

When a person makes a tweet that receives less than normal or no interactions on said tweet (likes, retreats, comments, etc.)

"Hey, stop making dead tweets and post something funny for once."

by Syn Tempo May 3, 2021

Tweet hole

Unfiltered Twitter rants; the social media version of a "cake hole" or "pie hole."

Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.

by AdonisGenes March 19, 2011

Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

tweet and delete

A type of social media public relations stunt, used mostly by celebrity whores who want to get quickly noticed on Twitter. A tweet is posted, then immediately deleted, then screenshots of the tweet get posted to prove the existence of the tweet itself.

Did @kanyewest tweet and delete a naked photo of @KimKardashian? #douchebag4life

by primetime4521 September 28, 2014

Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.

Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet

by PG96 December 29, 2011

workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)

Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.

by CatSheman October 20, 2010