Tuttie

A slang Punjabi noun meaning 'Shit'. Pronounced 'tut-tee'. Originates from Punjab and is widely understood in most Indian language speaking area's of India.

Hey jasveer, you must check out this tuttie i just dropped in the toilet!

'Meri tuttie nickalghee' Meaning 'i shat myself', the literal translation of the phrase is 'My shit came out'.

by Jugjeet Sengh Behns October 28, 2009

Tutzdown

When a football player scores a touchdown and the cheerleaders surge the field and flock him in the end zone.

Jamal scored a tutzdown with 3 seconds left in the game, the refs had to throw a flag for unsportsmanlike conduct to Jamal’s balls.

by rjarahian November 24, 2018

Sami Tutch

To clear out a room with a single fart, normally after eating dairy.

'oh god the dogs done a shit in the kitchen, smells like a right Sami Tutch'

by MrBigBollocks November 24, 2017

Tuti

a tuti is a cute name used in replacement of baby, honey, sweetie, honey, etc...mostly used only by people/ couples really in love that are bout ready to EAT their significant others out of rage of WANTING THEM sooooo BADLY..

CASSIE & JIMMY ARE SOOO CUTE TOGETHER, and IVE NEVER HEARD THEM CALL EACH OTHER ANYTHING OTHER THAN TUTI=D

by C&J52409 October 28, 2009

Tutti

A really long, brown train of shit that comes out of the buttock at a really fast speed.

I was doing a tutti for 5 hours after that curry my 4th wife cooked me.

by Afgboy March 14, 2015

Tutu

A frilly-looking sort of skirt, made of tulle and worn by ballerinas and cool people. One can tell when it is worn by a ballerina because the person in question will usually also be wearing some form of dance shoe and have their hair up in a strict bun. When a cool person wears a tutu, one can tell because others are always gazing upon them in unabashed admiration and desire. Cool people in tutus can often (but not always) be found fighting crime, assassinating terrorists, and helping little old ladies cross the street.

Ballerina: Look at me dancing around in my little tutu!
Passerby: Huzzah!

John: Emma is wearing a tutu. She's not a ballerina, so that means she must be a cool person. I wish I had a tutu.
Passerby: Don't we all.

by Utmost Costume Authority August 13, 2008

Tutton

A cocky person, usually a nice guy just being a cocky for fun.

He's just a Tutton, he's not really conceeded, he just plays around.

by supa G May 16, 2004