Toilet Person (TP)

A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.

"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"

"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"

by lighterfuel October 24, 2009

TP Mafia

notorious for slappin all over orinda...13373d millions of min7s and had hell of epic so4mos on weekends only.....throws hell of v's....p-topless was sort of part of it....consisted of F-Jiggs, AK47, wiskebriske

TP Mafia is the 1337357 group i have ever heard....and they gang banged my bitch.

by brohrinda January 14, 2008

John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009

mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp

"Monster cock" in search of "Size Queen" for "bareback blowjob" with "deep throating" and/or "tonsil painting"

Size Queen Girl: "I would do ANYTHING to get my lips around that MONSTER COCK!"
Second Girl: "Well go for it, honey! His shirt says" mc iso sq 4 bbbj w/ dt &/or tp"

by 9point5in April 23, 2018

TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry

Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.

by Darlalalala March 5, 2011

Faux-TP

A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.

“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”

by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023