1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something
2.A LOT of something
by Shifty July 1, 2004
Get the Fuck Ton mug.A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory
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a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).
Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow
Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!
Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!
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Moe: Holy shit that's a fuck-ton!!!
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Get the Won Ton mug.(Also Known as Laurelton or LA,Queens)A hood located in Southern Queens, New York City. It was Formally part of Jamaica until politics split it up and is part of Jamaica town. Its bordering hood are Southside, Ozone Park, Springfield, ST. Albans, Cambria and Mobzdale.
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Get the The Ton mug.An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.
"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"
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